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To every person who has ever put on the uniform of the U.S. armed forces, thank you. Thank you for doing what so many cannot or will not do. Thank you for serving where you were needed, whether that’s on the front lines or in an office or a base or a hospital. 🇺🇸

Why is this so accurate 🤣

The Medal of Honor is so revered that it's the only decoration specially emblazoned on headstones in Arlington National Cemetery. The Medal of Honor is so revered that when an Active Duty recipient wears it in uniform, it is customary, though not technically required, for all

No Only Fans porn models or UFC wife beaters! Such a stark difference in speakers from the RNC. We out class them every time! #LFG #HarrisWalz2024

Sound mother f-ing on and up! VOTE FOR HARRIS/WALZ or STFU

Finally

Not a single survival instinct in sight😭

Nessel: By the way, I got a message for the Republicans and justices of the United States Supreme Court. You can pry this wedding band from my cold dead gay hand.

If you’re one of the multiple mouth breathing conservative assholes that is currently making fun of Gus Walz for loving and being proud of his dad, fuck you sideways with a porcupine.

I would like Mystery Science Theater 3000 to watch a Trump speech. #GeeksandNerdsforHarrisWalz

My wife and I were in the car driving past the Bronze Fonz and saw a group of tourists wearing all black taking photos. She said “looks like a band.” I shrugged and said “yep.” Turns out it was Green Day

For most of history, kings and generals didn’t sit back and direct troop movements from afar—they fought on the front lines with their men. A thread on courageous leaders who fought alongside their troops🧵

The woman pictured here is Caite Upton, who went viral years ago for a comically bad answer about education in America. Upton is also a hardcore MAGA supporter & promotes anti-vaxxer conspiracies. JD Vance is mocking Kamala Harris by arguing she’s so dumb she’s a MAGA woman.🤦🏽‍♂️

A Colorado family court judge has jailed a mother who objected to reunification services between her children & their abusive father. The police officer father is facing 7 felony charges for repeatedly raping their daughters. Meet rapist apologist Judge Daniel McDonald.

Rescuing two young seals that were entangled in a net in the West Coast National Park in South Africa. A very tangible reminder of how important it is to ensure plastic and things like this are not in our oceans. [📹 James Suter]

Every human being code switches, not just Black people. The same way you speak to your friends is the same way you address your parents. We can provide so many examples of code switching, but yall want to make it a Black thing with an undertone of someone being fake. Be real.