LFG 🔥🔥🔥💯

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LFG 🔥🔥🔥

Thanks to everyone who has pre-ordered On Percs thus far. I should get my first shipment of books the second week in November and I’ll start mailing those bad boys out. The audiobook will follow shortly thereafter. Can’t fuckin wait.

onpercs.com/store

Also most acts of public pants shitting are liquid (as you would probably guess) but there is a tiny fraction of the public that drops solid logs in their pants at various locations.

This isn’t just senior citizens btw.

I Don’t Need No Man-nequin

Thank you to the Make-A-Wish foundation for a wonderful day. Buy On Percs at onpercs.com/store

Incredible. God I can’t fuckin wait for Friday.

Foot fetish guys be like: Yeah I’ll go down on you…all the way down 😎😎

Massive home plate tits at the Yankee game right now. Mama mia!

Remake Ratatouille but with Richard Gere’s booty gerbil making his butt cook.

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No one will pick the Phils to beat the Astros 😎

What a fuckin time!

The Phillies killed the dads, which has always been a fantasy of mine.

Philly is actually an absolute fuckin’ nightmare but if you forget about the murder and heroin plagues for a minute, you realize that sometimes our teams do really cool shit.

Buttchugging Heineken Zeros out of my wife. World Series LFG 🔥🔥🔥💯 #RingtheBell

I knew asking my wife to get me Taco Bell before the 8th inning was the right call.