The boys were boppin'!

Shaner steals the show in everything he does.

Got kicked out of Hamilton last night with Devan Costa for loud kissin’. Would do it all over again in a heartbeat though.

Nine years ago, I celebrated Mother’s Day by treating myself to a ticket behind home plate and going on a coke bender.

Tires, a new Netflix comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres May 23.

This lady’s husband should have known that as soon as this Edith Bunker-ass bitch got a phone, she was gonna send their life savings to an Indian Trea Turner impersonator.

New episode to beam you up right now at Patreon.com/lilstinkers.

Thanks to the lemonpartyshow boys for having Tim and I on the show tonight. They are very easy to root for 💯.

⁦KyleDunnigan⁩

Michael I’m alone at Job Hogan’s “Mother-space” male violence festival in Austin TX, and I DO NOT feel safe!

“SECRETARIAT CANT LAY OFF THE JUICE…ITS THE WHOLE STABLE!!!”

He is way up there, however he is successful, so that precludes him from reaching his potential.

Philly Helium tonight with Michael Rainey and Tim Butterly. Few tickets left

My buddy once told me he got a hooker on Christmas Day. I asked if she was attractive and he said she looked like J Mascis from Dinosaur Jr.

If the Knicks make the Finals, the NBA will allow them to carry guns in their waistbands.

I really bullshitted on summer plans last year, so I'm lining up as much fun shit as possible this summer.

Heavy emphasis on trying new sandwiches in and around Philly, visiting new ballparks and checking out shit I haven't done yet at Disney World.

Any recommendations, let…

Talkin’ pudding wrestling with the great Dan Soder on Lil Stinkers Podcast.

Perverts.

Too hot out to get a lil p-u-s-s-y? Not for me 😎