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@morninggloria

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Does America have an immigration problem? We talked to three blood-and-soil nationalists at a Wendy's in Coeur d'Alene to find out.

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The best moments of 90 Day Fiancé are when they do a side interview with like random waiter or event planner or hairdresser who is like “Brian is making a big mistake” after meeting them once

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Being a dick to his coworkers, getting worse at his job, hanging around with a new group of guys who are assholes — It’s still early but I predict Brady will one day earn a spot in the Divorced Man hall of fame

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The number of people who are “fluent in sarcasm” is dwindling, as schools across the country are cutting their sarcasm programs amid budget woes. Now most people graduate from high school non conversational, only able to do basic things like count to ten or order food in sarcasm

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A restaurant nearby was burglarized and concerned neighborhood residents awakened from sleep by the extra loud helicopter the police sent to deal with it are getting to the bottom of whether or not the restaurant’s food is good

A restaurant nearby was burglarized and concerned neighborhood residents awakened from sleep by the extra loud helicopter the police sent to deal with it are getting to the bottom of whether or not the restaurant’s food is good
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PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDLY PUBLIC DEFENDER: DO NOT PROVIDE YOUR CHILDREN’S DNA TO A DATABASE!

For that matter, this applies to everyone: DO NOT EVER VOLUNTARILY GIVE A DNA SAMPLE.

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If you ever think you can't change your life, just remember, Lara Logan went from CBS News to 'the Jews are drinking blood in Geneva' in 5 years.

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TikTok and YouTube are still being flooded with videos about Amber Heard. Since the trial ended, a string of high-profile women, most recently Angelina Jolie, have been labeled “Amber 2.0.” It’s a money-making strategy relying on centuries-old misogyny. nbcnews.com/tech/internet/…

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