hey Doc  Im Hungary!

he asked me why I never tell him when I orgasm I told him I don't want to call and wake him up #MrsDocAfterDark

You can tell this is AI there are books

when Doc  noticed I was home early he asked me what was up? my boss told me to go to hell... so...

so @MrsDocatCDI is on one of these tropical fruit juice diets, the house is full of the stuff! It's enough to make a mango crazy.

Scrambled eggs are fried chicken just sayin!

Husbands kind of like your remote control They have all kinds of buttons to push Sometimes though, to keep them in working order You need to bang them on the couch

Having a man that can go a long time in bed is cool but having a man that goes a long time without pissing you off... priceless!

I came home and @Docatcdi in front of a mess on the table I asked him what he was doing he replied: "it's a puzzle!" I asked what it was, he picked up the box looked, showed me and said "rooster!" sigh... after 5 minutes I convinced him to put the cornflakes back in the box

My pregnant wife asked me if I was worried the temperature would be too hot for the baby inside her. I said: Nope. It's always womb temperature.

Wife just called: Three girls in my office just received flowers, theyre absolutely gorgeous I replied: Thats probably why they received flowers

an artist here in the twitters Nova Blake made this for me! I just wanted to say thank you for making something so adorable! They do commissions so if you what some art, consider reaching out to them :)

I know, I know... another divisive post!

Smells like a good night to buy a bottle of tequila and become a fkn issue

Remember ladies, it's important to spoil your man like you did when you were first dating! So the next time you get a chance to get a car for him Just do it! It'll be the best trade you ever made!

why the hell do they call it the "Secret Service" its not like they wear capes and masks! everybody knows who they are!

The first magic trick ever known Was when god took the rib of an ass And made a perfect being out of it!

I was told that rubbing coffee grounds on your naked body reduces cellulite! now the police are telling me I can't do it at starbucks!