Just lining up the special guest for ep 7 #fourthworst

Photographer: “Show me your most bored face. Work it bitch. YES.”

🎣 From someone with a tingly dick. Maybe you should get that looked at by a doc. Cc. enbyinjail 💙 can you get him any cream for that?

Inpromptu limoncello sponsored day off…

Email from head of new school, asking if we’ve had “bottle of pop” syndrome as he’s doing so well in school. Christ. He’s thriving isn’t he 🥰

So I might be out of touch with race pricing, but £149 for an Olympic distance triathlon at London T100 Triathlon ??? This is absolutely ridiculous right???

If I can transfer, does anyone want tower to castle place for the 28th Sept? It’s 30 miles and the bastards only just told me it’s going ahead and I’m working. 😡 Happy to give away for a donation to a chosen charity 👍🏻

Also: Shitlist entry initiated.

What are you????? Almost a flump. I’m 90% flump.

#cafeolé Up the northern hills. That’s what she said. 40 miles tomorrow. Odds being taken for finishing in one piece. At least I’ll be singing on the hillside whilst I’m waiting for mountain rescue 😂 Forest Grump Kyla Garry Valerie Vernon

amp.theguardian.com/politics/2017/… Ah. This didn’t age well.

Sat here wondering why I’m so knackered, then realised it was only a month since IM 🫣 Got to remember I’m 40 not 20!

Oof. Me legs hurt.

ARFID is an eating disorder. It's not "picky eating". It's not "bad parenting". It's not a choice. And people with ARFID can't simply "try something different". For folk with ARFID, fed is ALWAYS best, even if society deems that food "unhealthy".

What a weekend. 40 miles on Saturday. Godmother duties at a christening yesterday day. Dire Straits tribute last night. Carried home and threw up on Garry shoes. Cc. Kyla Forest Grump

I think today might be the end. Pray for Rach.

#medalmonday

Does anyone know of a business or service that can extract my photos and videos from iCloud and put it on a storage device??