[panicking]
do national service and get a free owl

bring back national service and toys in cereal packets and spangles and also bonekickers

I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of

today in the campaign rishi sunak is visiting a garden centre and will take a walking tour of their floor rake exhibition

at this rate could i stand as a tory mp

hearing that hatem trabelsi could move to arsenal

Sunak associating himself with the Titanic, so two Prime Ministers in a row now beaten by an iceberg.

I like lasagna but it's not what I ordered

today rishi sunak will be visiting the anvil factory and giving a speech underneath where a new crane has been installed

The next Benoit Blanc mystery, the follow-up to Knives Out and Glass Onion, is called Wake Up Dead Man.

Challengers (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

'Well done to Marks and Spencer for making sock packaging sensible' is a sentence I just spoke aloud.

in today's election campaign schedule rishi sunak will be visiting the acme banana skin factory to talk about their expansion into dynamite and whoopie cushion production, keir starmer will be visiting the institute of nostalgic dad toolmakers to discuss his father, a toolmaker

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Wow! Extraordinary but true - some furious Conservative MPs are tonight working on a plot to CALL OFF the general election by replacing Rishi Sunak as leader before Parliament is dissolved next Thursday.
One rebel Tory MP tells me he believes “several” more letters of no

warming my hands on the burning coals of tory psychodrama

anyway good luck to everyone in this election mainly just want to see a fair fight

just watched the prime minister announce in election while the weather performed some sympathetic background bukkake

i'm going to be the first one to explain purdah to you