Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ (@mvelasep) 's Twitter Profile
Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦

@mvelasep

Sticking around till that Pretoria Man succeeds in killing this app. I'm pro gay rights and gay wrongs.

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The series finale will involve Marine Le Pen winning the Presidency and expelling all foreigners, which will segue nicely into Netflix’s new series β€˜Emily in Algiers.’

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jordan The funny part in the video is he acknowledges his own call outs, but explains that when *he* did it, it was okay because he absolutely *had* to do it. As always with right wingers, when they need help, there's a valid reason, but when *you* do, you're just making excuses

michael wave (@szmarsupial) 's Twitter Profile Photo

β€œwhy do so many β€˜health workers’ have Hezbollah Pagers?” because Hezbollah Pager isn’t a real thing. because that’s what happens supply chains are contaminated. just because the propaganda needs you to be very stupid to believe it doesn’t mean you’re obliged to become that stupid

khayakazi (@khayakazi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine buying tickets for THE JANET JACKSON and then being forced to watch Jason Derulo instead🫀 #DStvDeliciousFestival2024

Imagine buying tickets for THE JANET JACKSON and then being forced to watch Jason Derulo instead🫀 #DStvDeliciousFestival2024
Lester Kiewit (@lesterkk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We have amazing detectives in SA. One of them is Eddie Clark. In 1999, he promised a dying Valencia Farmer he'd get the men who raped her and left her for dead. He kept his word. In 2016, the last of the murderers were put away. And today, Col. Clark is still working hard.

Tlalane (@tlalane) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine you were practicing your moves to β€œIF” and now you have to learn to sing β€œjassson deruloooo” πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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We don’t know what he did with all that baby oil but we do know it’s evidence gathered for accusations for sexual violations. It’s an ongoing case, we are yet to learn the full extent. This is a joke about rape paraphernalia by a man living in the rape capital of the world.

Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ (@mvelasep) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My favourite thing about this movie is when kids who grew up with it, came to realise that it's neither a Christian, Islamic, or Jewish movie, because Moses is in all our books, when they were grown up.