No more!

In a world full of J.K. Rowling’s be a Will Ferrell.

There is no parking lot on earth worse than a Trader Joe’s parking lot. I’ll die on this hill.

Jump to 1:50 mins in… About five seconds later, the lawyer on the right fantasizes about shooting Trump on 5th Avenue.

George W. Bush, you’re on deck now.

Taylor Swift owns a lot of valuable things, but the souls of all these conservative men must be her prized possession.

Cops for Old White Criminals…

Tim Pool is about to be intimately familiar with the fifth amendment soon.

Falling down on the playground is a fact of life. Not making a sports team is a fact of life. Forgetting your lunch is a fact of life. Getting shot at school is preventable, but Republicans have made it a fact of life. We must change this in November.

Your dog did. You ran over him.

MAGA, here is your reminder that Donald Trump was already the president. He had 4 years and both the Senate and House. He still didn't do shit for you. He raised your taxes and killed your relatives with rampant Covid. He's running for himself Not for America

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School shootings aren’t a fact of life. They’re an American fact of death.

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