Alien foreign exchange student loves the shit out of her tiny girlfriend

*looking at holiday decorations for the house*
Me: I just don't like the balloons or inflatables ones that much
Wife: *let's out one chuckle and stares at me*

Fuckin sniped at Walmart by my own wife smh

Don't let anyone try and tell you that Fuckblimpism isn't a personality trait

That's it, feel the burn!

Careful what you feed your Loona, she might become big and irritable. (another c0m!)

The joy of a new phone is always hampered by having to sign into 8 gorillion apps for the first time again

Patience's closet filled with only this shirt like she's a background character from Doug

You have to get your money's worth when summoning a succubus.

So I finally tried it and the KFC-specific mtn dew flavor is honestly the best one yet

And its existence alongside Baja Blast also implies that somewhere out there is a mtn dew sommelier making flavor pairings for food that's horrible for you and I love it

My first night in around 3 weeks where I have time for art and I end up in the ER for 4 hours to monitor chest pains.

I'm doing well and I'll probably be released soon. Just glad I got things checked out

Here, have something I will never finish and don't wanna leave in my drafts folder

she knows how to stretch, do you?

Next month's suggestion box is open over on SubStar for Expansion Enjoyers!

The theme this time is: No-Sphere-November! Get those guts ready for a Thanksgiving stuffing!

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Meow Skulls Swells

Quick poll as I'm debating with the wife:

Soda, pop, whatever you call it:

The wife is playing Dreamlight Valley (the new Disney AC game) and has found out that a surefire way to make a character reach max level friendship is to stuff them full of expensive food

I am proud beyond measure

I love the mystery of baggy clothes

Checked in on the Bioware store and all the Tali stuff is always full price vs any other character Tali inflation is just out of control smh