southpaw I do love the media objectivity here. If I were famous, instead of “Patrick posted something dumb” I would enjoy “A tweet posted to Patrick’s account while he was sitting on the toilet for what his wife called ‘a very long time’ had not received any likes as of 12 PM today.”

Seems bad.

When you can’t take the tweet down because you’re now on a legal hold 👀

When the press was thrown out of the Trump trial, the judge told Robert Costello, the witness, he was acting contemptuously and threatened to strike his testimony and remove him from the stand. Costello tried to say something. “No,” the judge said. “This is not a conversation.”

Statement from Scarlett Johansson on the OpenAI situation. Wow:

It turns out Amal Clooney, who had faced criticism on social media for not speaking out about the war in Gaza, was advising the ICC prosecutor's investigation that led him to seek arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders. Her statement:

Trump, in fact, will not testify.

Reporters were just kicked out of open court after Merchan admonished Costello. After reporters objected to being removed, court officers screamed at us to leave, but allowed Trump's guests to remain.

Hi, CNBC, where did 'Alito’s investment activities c[o]me to light'?

Spoiler, it was here: lawdork.com/p/alito-bud-li…

Do you not see, Mr Cohen, that the repeated use of this banal cliche impeaches your testimony entizzzzzz

Alito flying a flag to support the insurrection while making decisions about the election is why so many Americans have lost trust in the court. It's also an opportunity to reunite the anti-MAGA coalition. Here's why Dems should run against the Court messageboxnews.com/p/why-dems-sho…

I cannot wait to hear how Sam Alito blames this one on his wife, too

Breaking News: Head of Iran's Red Crescent at the site of the helicopter crash carrying Iran's president Raisi and foreign minister says none of the passengers are alive. Photos of the crash scene show debris scattered.

nytimes.com/live/2024/05/1…

Canceling this game as a tax write off

southpaw Pup, just wait until they see what's already in Forest Hills on the other side of Ascan Ave (three stories, conjoined lots!), or the other side of Greenway Terrace

Breaking: A helicopter carrying Iranian president Ebrahun Raisi has suffered a “hard landing” in east Azerbaijan and emergency crews have so far been unable to reach it, according to Iran’s semi-official Tasnim news agency.

It’s totally normal, and in fact morally elevating, to flip out over the possibility of a three story apartment building in Queens.

a worse chicken sandwich

Norman Ornstein