*taps Danelle on shoulder* do you like drawing with chalk?

i'd be a great black person

i pulled a muscle in my cheeks

I'm an early bedder

"When I first got here I thought I was in...*whispers* China..

"Sometimes I have to remind myself that I'm NOT in China"

"Sorry I was touching my earlobe"

"A black guy would like this outfit"

"WAIT, WHO'S THE DRUG DEALER?"

"how fast can you pee?"

"Don't throw away the bee!" "It's dead..." "It's beautiful!"

My brother got a jar of pickles for Christmas once, I ate them.

Nothing wakes you up more in the morning than your pencil breaking

Yeah you know that phase I was in? I'm still there!

It smells like the 80's

I just want to walk around gastown holding a book

I hate the word babe. I'd rather be called pizza

"Do you know the rap? Come on its Eminem?" "I know a lot of Macklemore"

Last day of fourth grade...oh that could be a song. *sings* last day of fourth graaaaade

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