Do these socks produce vitamin D? Will need it this winter in Ville de Neuchâtel 🇨🇭

Take a guess as to when I upgraded from JDK 1.8 to 17:

#DevOpsWorld update: this year's event is going virtual and totally free!!!

Tune in on November 9th for the largest virtual global gathering of DevOps thought leaders!

GO GO GO!!! sprou.tt/1x5DNwsVuhA

'How to communicate effectively as a developer' bit.ly/3TLrauk

Thanks to all individual and company contributors for driving these initiatives! In particular, kudos to Steve Taylor Sudhindra Rao Andrea Frittoli Emil Bäckmark Fatih Degirmenci who were coordinating these projects in the TOC 🙇

Congrats Puerco!

Людей лишили _единственного_ гражданства.
Насколько это вопиющий и невероятный случай, хорошо говорит то, что вы (как и я), весьма вероятно, только сейчас узнаете как называют такого человека - апатрид

Потому что это настолько дико, что нарушает Всеобщую конвенцию прав человека

Happy halloween #Jenkins #DevOps #CI #Halloween #October

Mastodon's big idea is that there is no one server, it's all distributed.

But then humans arrived and did their human thing so most of them picked one server, and now that server is down.

Russian diplomacy:
1. Russia creates the problem
2. 🇷🇺 says: we can help fix the problem but give us something in exchange
3. agreement is concluded, 🇷🇺 takes something
4. 🇷🇺 violates the agreement
5. 🇷🇺 says: we will comply with the agreement if you give us more
6. new cycle

Prigozhin's mercenaries go official in St. Petersburg. They've definitely joined the contest to grab power when Putin loses control. They get paid by oil money too 🤬

Neuchâtel in the fog 🌫️🍂

Americans: you'll sleep in the doghouse
The Swiss: