im astral projecting myself into the headspace ill be in 4 hrs from now 💭

First Snowboy of the season ❄️💙

Someone funnier than me come up with a joke about this product called Bitch Pills that Facebook and Chewy decided I needed to find out about this evening.

Character development

The socks stay ON at the gyno.

new fav hobby - gaslighting my partner into thinking i don't know what pooping is and that he's the only person doing it and it's weird.

while i'd never request someone to advocate for the devil, i need it explained to me why the decision to overturn was made. who benefits from this? how does this make things better for that group? what progress will be made from this decision?

Here's your "blue lives matter" flag.

Press B to meow

Great news from the vet!

What's scarier?

Gotta set mom straight when she lands on conspiracy-theory TikTok.

Nextdoor is a comedy goldmine

I'll never live down the day I accidentally said "smeeve poonut butter" in front of my partner

to anyone who has seen me crying alone in my car in traffic, wondering if i'm ok - i'm not, thx.

Miss you, baby 💚

http://twitpic.com/qoah9 - I try to live my life with no egrets.