It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…

And they kept the plain helmet Thanksgiving sets!
Good work.

One last howl

Another great trip to keys! ⁦NBC Sports Chicago⁩ ⁦Jimmy Johnson⁩

This is the funniest statement I’ve ever seen an NHL “owner” forced to make. Meruelo is such a joke.

Q3: How certain are you that Caleb Williams is the best quarterback in next week’s NFL draft?

Q2: Former White Sox star Tim Anderson is at Wrigley Field this weekend with his new team, the Marlins. Do you wish the Sox had kept him?

It’s time for this week’s “Polling Place.” Let us hear from you! Selected comments will appear in Saturday's paper.

Q1: Cubs pitcher Kyle Hendricks is 0-2 with a 12.71 ERA. Is it time to pull him from the rotation?

The backdrop has got a 1985 Sears photo studio vibe

In the last 6 weeks, #Bears president Kevin Warren has created five 5 exec VP roles — the level just below him on the organizational chart. And Wednesday, he added Ted Crews as his Special Advisor/Chief Administrative Officer.
More on Warren's first year:
chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2024/04/…

The #Bears named former #Chiefs PR maven Ted Crews to the newly created position of Special Advisor to the President/CEO and Chief Administrative Officer.

Back page for Wednesday. Our @PatrickFinley reports on Kevin Warren after one year on the job. trib.al/9poS4MZ

So Kori Rumore Finley is on WTTW - Chicago PBS in a matter of minutes. Tune in!

Was curious about WNBA team valuations & read that Mark Davis bought the Aces for a reported $2 million in 2021.
Who sold for that cheap, I wondered. What idiot misread sports trends that badly, what rube failed to see the imminent women’s sports boom?

And I gotta say: lmao

NEWS: White Sox, Bulls & Blackhawks near deal to make Stadium their new home after NBC Sports Chicago deal expires. trib.al/lORzlvG

'Cherokee, I have a watch.'
SportsCenter
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Cody Whitehair 🤝 Luke Getsy
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The Jags throwback is better than what they wear today by a wider margin than any other team in the NFL. (And that includes the Dolphins).

Follow our live blog for updates from the WNBA Draft, including the players lighting the Empire State Building, the Orange Carpet this afternoon, and, of course, the draft this evening.

chicago.suntimes.com/live/wnba-draf…

If ESPN is gonna devote 30 seconds to Ohtani’s plain white New Balances, can I interest them in a tour of my dad’s closet? ⁦Bill Finley⁩