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Paul Garton

@paulgfromhg

Middle aged malcontent.

calendar_today10-05-2013 20:03:46

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Mulled wine is an absolute abomination. Why on earth would you ruin red wine with all that shit? Anyone buying it in a pub should be forced to stand in a 'queue of shame' with the other cocktail tarts then be told to drink it outside.

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