Paulina Mitelsztedt 🕊️🇺🇦 (@paulimdt) 's Twitter Profile
Paulina Mitelsztedt 🕊️🇺🇦

@paulimdt

Brand strategist, comms theorist, 👁️of the🌪️ in comms chaos🌩️. Pro-🇫🇷sarcasm. Anti-🌍cynicism. 🇪🇺🇵🇱🇩🇪, resident of 🎾land.

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This is Mushu. She's watching in horror as you burn all the sticks she worked so hard to bring to you. It's like you think they grow on trees or something. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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In Ukraine, Georgia, and everywhere in the region, Russia seeks to convey that the west is unreliable and nations must choose between the alternatives of subjugation to Russia or annihilation by it. As Ukraine's agony is prolonged, such arguments become harder to refute. 11/

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As I have suggested elsewhere, western officials give the impression they are guests in some kind of luxiurious pension like that in Thomas Mann's Magic Mountain, where time seemingly stands still. But as they dither, Ukrainians are experiencing the effects of wasted time. 12/

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The Australian government would rather auction off military equipment than offer it to #Ukraine. A story of parsimony & mean spiritedness towards a country in need by ⁦Richard Marles⁩ ⁦Anthony Albanese⁩ and ⁦Senator Penny Wong⁩. Shameful. smh.com.au/politics/feder…

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man kann und sollte der EU viel vorwerfen, aber ich LIEBE ES, wenn ein paar verhärmte Technokraten einem Megakonzern Vorschriften machen, ja du bist vielleicht Apple, aber ich bin ein Typ mit Halbglatze aus Brüssel und ihr ändert jetzt eure Ladekabel oder ihr fliegt raus

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Rule no.1 of every abuser whether it’s a school bully, a boss that mobs you or an invader: It’s never their fault It’s always yours Now you can say no to their lack of accountability or claim that “life was never fair” and participate in the abuse by your passivity

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🤯🤯🤯 C’est vrai. Je n’ai pas vu la série dans sa totalité, mais en deux saisons, Emily n’a pas fait connaissance avec une seule personne avec une tête de quelqu’un d’origine maghrébine Ce qui est bien faux pour le monde du marketing de luxe à Paris.

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One of the most fascinating sociological occurrences is observing the behaviour of people who you know voted for Brexit, yet still can’t admit, “I was wrong. British self-governing didn’t improve anyone’s life.”

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💯💯💯I’m not touching ANY English tea now! This nonsense is destroying the staples every traveller to the 🇬🇧 bought Europeans: as a rule please buy your local fruit and veg; the less transport time, the less nutrients lost AND your local producers are struggling all over the 🇪🇺

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While English speakers in 🇩🇪 live on their delulu planet where no one is obliged to learn German and all govt paperwork and assistance are provided in Eng, the AfDonkeys want to forbid children from speaking ANY other language even during recess Hypogermanism meet hypergermanism

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Endlich, some good news. Let’s celebrate great moments when they happen, esp when they involve cats, fish and chips I’m all for problem solving, but a commitment to irrigating the Sea Of Cynicism with daily drops isn’t one Danke I am Germany for this week’s positive stance💪🙌

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Cat connection. It’s scientific. And stronger than German bureaucracy. We will one day find out that the Berlin Wall fell, because Mitten jumped on the wrong tree and needed to be saved by both sides Just wait for the right archive to open🤓

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In terms of communication strategy, Ruzzian propagandists are both idiots and geniuses In terms of philosophy — understanding Western culture — they are just idiots You won’t understand media manipulation from that vid, but you will understand the dynamics of Ruzzian imperialism