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By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose upto 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

you look like someone who shat themselves at a screening of The Sixth Sense you shamalyanmoron

So, let me see if I have this straight — according to Republicans, a pop star isn’t qualified to say who should be president, but a reality tv game show host is qualified to BE president? Do I have that about right?

Hittin on moms in the wine aisle in Aldi

Welcome to Twitter, someone will be letting you know exactly what's wrong with you very soon.

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?!? For the love of God everyone, please stop growing up!

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can anyone let me know if $12.99 is a good deal for a haunted tv??

I've blocked so many followers this week it's kind of comical

Your dislike of pastries is killing this relationship.

To the person who stole my thesaurus, Not only are you bad but you're also bad.

Glory holes should be more like miniature golf holes. I want to put it in a clown’s mouth or test my timing trying to get past a windmill.

rage against the peen

almost time for me to rise from the pumpkin patch

when The Weeknd sang that he comes alive in the fall time he was referring to cocaine

of course I'm crazy but it's polite of you to ask

🎶she's a party girl with a bad habit a bad habit for drugs🎶

I'm pregnant with Dave Grohl's baby

not busy at all but for you I can pretend to be

excuse me doctor, but why does this baby look like Dave Grohl?