“JDP”
“Counter Pressing”
“Inverted Fullbacks”
“Left footed sided centre forward wing back”

All that nonsense will never come close to vibes Football. put your players in their position & just let them ball 😭

Sancho making it to a ucl final with his pot belly is kinda nuts cause imagine what Rash & Bruno would do if they weren’t held back by this Satanic Institution

Sancho rather wasted months of his career playing Fifa than apologize to Ten Hag. now he’s playing a Ucl sf

Deano walked out & said he doesn’t need to prove anything to Ten Hag and look at bro dunking 4 on his head with a clean sheet

This guy’s humiliation kink is NUTSSS

Ole Ten Hag
Watford 4: Utd 1 Palace 4: Utd 0

Maybe in another lifetime

Idk how to explain it but Antony is some sort of punishment. cats saw what Maguire did in 19/20 & 20/21 season and had the cheeks to call him our worst ever signing?

Bro I hope you’re seeing what an actual worse signing looks like 😂😂🫵

Not like I’m surprised but United fans turning on Mainoo is killing me. an 18 year isn’t supposed to play this much on his debut season.

Ten Hag is giving him a history lesson on how his ancestors worked in 1776

Oi I remember when we effortlessly beat Palace C Team at the carobobo cup without Bruno & Rash and WTF Brev Twitter said we should bench them for the rest of the season

70% Ball Possession against Sheffield and they were screaming nEw StyLe oF plAy LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAAAAAAAA

Is it crazy to say we haven’t actually replaced McFred?😭😭

Rashford’s fault for not tracking back ngl

Bruno has played 232 Matches for this club & he’s missed only 2 matches which happen to be under the same Manager that has his players working like Black People in the 18th Century

The Worst Chelsea side topping us

Lowest pl points in Man Utd History

600+ shots conceded every Game

Lost more games already than Ole did in his first 2 seasons

8th In The League

But suddenly we’ve clocked we can’t keep sacking Managers every 2 seasons

Vini: 23
Camavinga: 21
Bellingham: 20
Rodrygo: 23
Tchouaméni: 24
Valverde: 25

Just needed to make some clarification cause I haven’t checked the quotes yet but I know I’d find some brain dead wannabe United Fans hating on their young players unprovoked

Yeah

Why are you even listening to Erik Ten Hag talk for 30 minutes in a Friday evening?