How can you work all morning with someone and not know their name? Anyway mates I’m off to Morrisons #r4today

There have always been “professional” shoplifters stealing to order #r4today

At least the two posh boys don’t call everyone “mate” #r4today

Must admit I don’t fancy cuddling a wet beaver personally #r4today

Did I just miss Fraser Nelson😪 #r4today

“To you..,to me…” #r4today

I noted Nick felt it necessary to mention Iceland man spoke at a Labour meeting… does that mean BBC presenters will have to declare all their past corporate and political gigs? #r4today

Nick Robinson champion of the working class has had too much coffee this morning #r4today

In the next hour we hear how public school students are shoplifting to get money to buy oasis tickets #r4today

I’m sure the warm feeling I get from knowing I have saved the pound will help me through the winter #r4today

Just cull the midges, it works with badgers, doesn’t it? #r4today

Rory Stewart, another out of work Tory employed by the BBC #r4today

Who is briefing Mischal these days? Someone from the Daily Star? #r4today

Desperate padding on #r4today Waiting for Gandalf?

If you are expecting balanced reporting of the Chief Rabbi, remember who owns the Jewish Chronicle #r4today

“Openly pregnant” ???? #r4today

By the time the police have finished “investigating” the people responsible will have had 10 years to get away, sort out their pensions and disappear. That’s British justice for you #r4today

Academy of ideas a good name for a punk rock band #r4today

Robinson’s twisted logic suggests trying to stop the boats is responsible for people drowning. He needs professional help #r4today

A vision of Labour Britain: pensioners huddled round a combusting e-scooter for warmth, singing the National Anthem #r4today