At a young age I was adopted by a Man called Daz.
Or as I come to know him my Non Biological Father.

Of course, a truss between two Johnsons, does sound like the plot of a Nadine Dorries novel

The gritter's out. My hat is on. The winter lining is back in my coat. Hello autumn.

The fact Boris Johnson is on holiday in the Caribbean while parliament is sitting, at a time of national crisis, after spending most of the last two months of his premiership on holiday, confirms everything you need to know and already knew. He deserves nothing but disgrace.

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If Boris Johnson becomes our next PM I'm officially done. We got rid of the lying, cheating, morally bankrupt idiot who stuck a middle finger up at all those who died in the pandemic or lost loved ones, let's not have him back. He was an awful PM even before that. GE now.

What hell is this! 😂

Clive Myrie Have I Got News For You

Liz Truss The Titanic
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Defeated by an
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The winner of The Booker Prize was revealed on Monday, and the decision will be reversed next week by Jeremy Hunt, and awarded to Nadine Dorris.

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The UK's competition watchdog has reissued an order to Meta to sell animated images platform Giphy. A spokesperson for Meta responded with the – Homer Simpson slowly backing into a bush – GIF.

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Scientists say for best flavour experience eat chocolate between 9am and 11am. A spokesperson for “After Eights” said – “Shut it.”

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Amazon has launched a small online insurance store in the UK, with an initial focus on home policies. Make sure you’re around when the cover is due to start however, otherwise they’ll insure the house next door. #BTNNB

Tributes have poured in for actor Robbie Coltrane, who has died at the age of 72. The funeral is due to be held next week, but Phil and Holly are already there.

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Organisers will make some changes to some of the traditional aspects of Glastonbury in order to help festival goers actually make money to offset the rising cost of the tickets. For example, with the introduction of the Pyramid Scheme Stage.

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Famously, John Major had an affair with fellow Tory MP Edwina Currie. It was not until 32 years later, during the Lockdown parties of Boris Johnson’s government, that a curry was again spread out on the tables of No. 10.

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