Is that head a 60w or a 40w bulb?

How I feel making my way home from work in my coat when people are walking past me in tshirts and shorts

Disappointed she never volleyed it.

YE WHA?

Jimbowe off twitt3r * The new Riverdance looks a bit shit.

I’m surprised that KFC by the Showcase hasn’t been awarded a Michelin star.

Why’s he wearing my older brother’s court kecks?

Shite

Hilarious this 🤣 😂 😆

Yer bird drinks Gary Barlow wine from the Home & Bargain

Yes he does, but that’s Harold Shipman.

One of my mates ordered this in the curry house last night and it’s possibly the worst order I’ve ever seen in my life…

seriously can’t believe the most notable scottish characters in popular media are Shrek, Fat Bastard, groundskeeper willie, the cast of trainspotting and now that Martha off baby reindeer we are cooked as a country

Liverpool Central when there’s a sale on in the Leather Shop and CEX on the same day

Plink2

Plink2 Great memories listening to that .Still one of the funniest ones was ..What is Hitlers first name lady says Heil 🤦🏻‍♂️😂..RIP Wally

Classic Billy & Wally