The sleep of one who has not a care in the world.
I, meanwhile, still have a very painful knee and an absurd workload for such an aged old crone.
Goodnight wonderful tweeps 😽🐾

It’s belting down outside and my knee is killing me.
Someone wouldn’t come in earlier but was just quite literally screaming at the front door.
It’s nearly frikken 1 am.
I give zero fucks.
Said Alan.
It is your destiny to serve me.

Too much time on my hands today..
#AllTheKitties
#PoorlyKnee
#LazySunday 😽

It’s like the Weeping Angels.
Every time I blink they get closer.
And more accusatory 😬
#DamnYouClocks

My children, on receiving news of my unfortunate/embarrassing accident:
Eldest: ‘Omg - are you ok? Do you need anything? I’ll come over now and bring provisions/walk the dogs etc’.
Youngest: ‘Wtf, you ridiculous old bat - how did you actually manage that?!’
Gotta love ‘em 😄

Well apparently, there’s something in your knee called a meniscus (x 2) and I seem to have torn one of mine.
Now on crutches and going to milk this for all it’s worth…..☺️

Is it possible to dislocate your knee whilst getting out of the bath🤔???
Definitely not asking for a friend.
#SignificantlyOuchy

Lower and upper case 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
And a Serj 😸

Day five of house arrest.
Fat King Carlos is angreh.
Send enthusiasm.
And hulp 🙀

Imagine having to ask a key member of your Cabinet to promise she wouldn’t break the rules. Again.
Imagine.
Suella Braverman - and by extension the Prime Minister - is an utter disgrace.
#MoralCorruption
#SackHerNow

This is good news.
Now he just needs to reverse his own, incomprehensible decision to reinstate the utterly vile Braverman.
news.sky.com/story/rishi-su…

Exactly this👇

Right.
That’s it.
I’m going to bed.
Absolute fucking shit show.

I have no wine.
None.
All that is left is an early night.
Things are bad.
Very, very bad.

As if today wasn’t bad enough (Braverman, Coffey….need I go on..?) Fat King Carlos reaffirmed his displeasure by depositing a lake sized pee right in the middle of my beautiful sitting room rug.
He then sat next to the nearest litter tray and openly mocked me.
#LetTheGamesBegin

Braverman back in the Home Office????
What the ACTUAL fuck🙄

First night of incarceration.
I shall not forget this, human.
Said Fat (for now..)King Carlos.
#FakeSmile ..