cbs mornings immediately following their tony noms broadcast with a n*a t*shby interview, yuck, gross, vom

given that Challengers seems to be inspiring people to play tennis, i have a message for you: please do not play tennis. please do not be inspired. there are not enough courts in NYC for you. you will hate it. everyone will laugh at you. you will trip and fall and probably die.

Let's take this to the bisexual couch

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 29, 1896

no qdoba near my workplace how come chief willoughby

sick of apple alarm, so last week i bought an old clock radio on ebay. this thing's incredible. every morning i wake up to blown out static-y 'hungry eyes' by peter cetera on wcbs fm. it's one of the only songs they play. every morning it's 'hungry eyes.'

omg motel 6 is rolling out 'garfield suites'

it’s a scorcher out there! :)

“four tickets to challengers please”

sexy!!!!

four tickets to Challengers, please

When Josh O’Connor pulled his stool closer to Mike Faist’s stool and hooked their legs together

Defunctland has been nominated for a Peabody Award! This is a huge honor and I am very grateful to be considered. Thank you Peabody Awards.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of

fortnight is playing on the radio it’s so BORING

i want to try these

i’m seeing so much crushed velour in outer ridgewood, in rich hues of pink and crimson 🌺