And btw, for whatever it's worth, 'slipping into a dictatorship' is different from 'already a dictatorship'. So, incidents that prove we are not yet a dictatorship do not prove were are not slipping into one.

Arvind Kejriwal should get bail because a) he is not a flight risk and b) he won't tamper with witnesses/evidence.
Or he should not get bail because one of the above is not true.
But getting bail till Jun 1 because of elections is not bail. It's parole from the process.
Weird.

I can understand Modi's angst if he does all the favours to Adani and Ambani, and they ungratefully deliver sackfuls of cash in a tempo to the Congress.

The Congress must have sent an urgent S.O.S. to their PR wing - Shut Off Sam.

In 1970s and 80s, many movies had an 'international villain conference'. These would have an Arab, a white guy, an East Asian, and an African. With the Indian villain being the chairman.
No doubt, Sam Pitroda saw one of these movies and got confused.

Quite telling that it's called 'political heir' and not a succession plan.
We just seemed to have accepted that our political parties are closer to a royal family than to a professional organization.

Now that half the elections have been completed, I would really like to know the 1st innings score.

Kohli should let his bat do the talking.
While Gavaskar lets his talk do the batting.
Everyone doing what they do.

Hey Jio Cinema, I have the family package for Rs. 999.
Can you explain what you meant by ad-free.
I can understand ads coming between overs during live cricket.
But 3 ads in a 15-minute highlights package?
Though I must admit it was totally ad-free between the ads.

I would like to inform everyone outside Bengaluru that it's raining here. No doubt, you were all eagerly waiting for this update.
#BengaluruRains

Maybe Congress is not interested in Amethi because nobody there owns two buffaloes.

Outstanding innings by Yashasvi Jaiswal. He hit 67 in spite of being in the World Cup squad.

Wow. Bengaluru start-ups move at lightning speed. Just 2 hours since I tweeted this, and it has started raining. CAAS has started.

Bengaluru needs a tech solution for this unbearable heat.
A cloud-based app that uses chemical sensors to measure temperature & humidity. AI processes the info, and when needed, automatically releases a cooling liquid.
You could call it CAAS - Cooling as a Service.
Or Rain.

I suppose this is one way of comparing the World Cup squad with IPL team performance.

Sigh! MS Dhoni's batting average in IPL 2024 just dropped from infinity to 110.

I don't know how our batsmen are going to apply for the US visa.
They've all lost their form.

Normally, US trip means we take Theplas.
Our cricket team is however, going with KulCha.

In Kolkata, Salt is called Phil.