Felt a bit flat about our performance on Sunday. I’ve said for a while now it’s tricky for Isak to score when he’s picking the ball up so deep - what’s the solution?

Isn’t Anderson a penalty taker?? Baffled

I recently listened to a podcast where Gordon said if he could choose anyone in the world to take a pen to save his life he’d choose himself. Fair play. That said, we *played* for pens, we were pretty rubbish & Isak still (as per my last tweet) isn’t in the right position.

Tonali with the fans. 🤩 Beautiful. #NUFC

Puppy tweet klaxon. Are we all having good days and bad days? Yesterday morning a lovely loose lead walk with heeling and listening 👌 Last night, no heeling, no listening, training appeared non existent, a ton of pulling, lurching and general dickhead behaviour. Help!

Anthony Elanga where did THAT come from?

Does anyone know how many Oasis pre sale codes there were? Can’t wait to waste my whole Saturday trying to tickets 👌

Glastonbury has proven it is possible to all but eliminate touting for high demand gigs. It's not that they can't -- it's that they don't want to.

This is a PR disaster for Oasis. The reunion tour should've sold out in minutes, but six hours on from tickets going on sale, Ticketmaster is showing every gig still has availability – because fans now reaching front of the queue can't afford to buy any due to dynamic pricing.

The Joe & Bruno interview ❤️😍👌

Really tempted but £70 for a warm up top 🤷‍♀️ (Oasis tickets are making it seem like a bargain)

Van de Ven injured…. Or they were worried he’d have another total meltdown 😂

Howay the lads 🔥

Harveyyyyyyyy ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Given on MOTD2 describing bissouma as going on a mad one 😂😂

Any danger of a response guys? Dollar Shave Club ?

Lads (this includes all my female followers). Quick poll. I’m an average size female shoe (6). I’m 35. I normally wear heels. But I live in London. Commute a big walk to work. As a professional lawyer. Are these okay. Or not? I’m struggling with heels due to rugby injury

Also lads. I bought a house (2 up to 2 down terrace on a shoe string) my dad is a geordie and struggled with the KYC 😂(IYKYK). Are you guys going to help me make it look nice. Without making it look like every else’s. These hooks were already here…