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"Jerry pretends he’s his dead mother. He wears her dress shoes and marches around the house slamming cabinets. He drinks coffee from mugs and smokes cigarettes until he coughs into the garbage." "Monster:" New fiction from Kevin Sterne! rejection-letters.com/2024/08/28/mon…

“‘I understand what happened. We trauma-bonded.’ This is what my ex-girlfriend says to me when we meet for the first time since we left each other in a maelstrom.” New CNF from Zoe Xenakis! rejection-letters.com/2024/09/04/cal…

MEN WILL START LIT MAGS INSTEAD OF GOING TO THERAPY…

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Friends help friends get rejected.

wait, we haven't done a pop-up submission call in a while? GUESS WHAT, MOTHERFUCKERS!! we got one for you now! y'all got until noon (PST) tomorrow to send Rosalind Margulies (Rosalind Margulies ★☆) your best shit! DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!! oleada.io/publication/re…

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"They assured me that it was okay to order a drink, even though I was only nineteen. They were right. It was okay. The waiters didn’t blink an eye." "Older Guys:" New fiction from Brooke Segarra! rejection-letters.com/2024/09/11/old…

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