Dear St Kilda FC , may your bravery, commitment, youth, and the CRIMES committed against you tonight, send you thundering toward the victory you so richly deserve.

PS INXS are the most overrated band in Australian history. Our banjo alone EATS their entire oeuvre.

Umpires v Saints. Who’ll get the Brownlow votes?
#AFLPowerSaints

Umpires apoplectic. Another behind to Port.
#AFLPowerSaints

Despite the umpires best efforts, behind.
#AFLPowerSaints

We’ve got this by the throat. You’ll see.

Love that bloke.

These umpires need to be asked how many INXS albums they own.
#AFLPowerSaints

These umpires are SCARED.

18 frees Port
7 frees Saints. 🤫

Oh yes.

Saints alive. Ok, now I’m watching.
#GoSaints

I’m glad you asked. Oh yes they do. (That shooting range, swimming pool, theatre, IT centre won’t pay for itself)

Students who attended public school, should get a solid HECS discount. The taxpayer carries private school students to a clearly unequal degree.
HECS is a good thing, but it’s currently unfair.

But the free speech!

The Vines - Ride youtu.be/XFDHVuGeem8?si… via YouTube

A hugely underrated song/video.

Oh, damn, missed another Rapture. Back to work.

Soviet art meets Franklin Mint.

‘They take everything, like Vikings’: inside the Icelandic salmon wars

thetimes.co.uk/article/9fa0aa…

Share price on slippery soap.

A poem I asked AI to write about artificial intelligence, in the style of Emily Dickinson.
Quite telling.