Dipping my French fries in mayo thinking of you Elijah ⁴ 🐦‍⬛🇨🇦 Lando Podium 🧡 🥰🫶🏻

I’ve been sent this by 4 different people who have read my writing/upcoming book so I’m glad I have a brand 😌

My bfs coworker does renovations as a side gig and was telling a story about this giant dog that barked at him when he was renovating a kitchen 2 years ago and iT WAS GOLIATH. He renovated my bfs parents kitchen and Goliath spooked him 😭😭

Hope everyone who just got my work Snapchat enjoys my pain

Did I ever tell yall that Goliath’s birthday is the day before mine? He’s a Leo 💅🏻

I love my friends

He’s sad bc he watched me get ready to go to work and i didn’t take him with me

Idk how many more damn that’s crazy’s I have left in me

Ev and I getting matching elvish translations of “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone” ((platonically))

In case anyone is wondering where I’m at mentally, it’s this part in Euclid by Sleep Token

How many times will Ev and I confess our undying love for each other before we stop taking it as a joke

We had a delivery come in today at work and usually a “big” delivery is 3-4 pallets but we got TWELVE?? We are a small store?? Where are we supposed to put all of this??

The way my boss just gave me 15 bags of treats for my dog????

Love you 🖤

Bought a latte (the Winchester - salted caramel), and some coffee for the week 😌

The depression can’t get to me if I buy more plants!!!!!

Stickers acquired 😌

Happy Bog Witch Summer everyone 😌

Bought Goliath a new bed that also matches our couch 😌

My house is a hostile environment while we deep clean. Do not come to our house during cleaning hour