So you’re saying there’s plenty of money to pay writers and actors…?

Watching people say that Black Americans have no culture & then watching every other nationality (including other Black people) cosplay aspects of that same allegedly nonexistent culture to no end will always be funny to me.

Since none of these weirdo boomers wanna buy bud light anymore this how ima start selling it, I call it our mystery lager

My fav thing about the Barbie movie was how they treat all of the kens like total dumbass bitches cuz that’s how all the woman in my life treat me

you mean you guys don’t already unironically listen to goofy guy-girl eurodance duos?

telling my kids this is zeus

Just Another Jake Gyllenhole ♨️ He’ll offer you (and also have) some cocaine but then be unable to perform so you’ll just be wired and full of youthful energy and regret.

This photo genuinely scares me bc I’ve been with enough older men at dinner to know that he’s ready for me to finish my chicken parm so we can go back to his room at Best Western and slow kiss with different confusing rhythms for an hour

Kali Uchis Charts KALI UCHIS would've been a smash hit w karol g but she decided to go with prison pants, i'll be streaming tho

Kali Uchis Charts KALI UCHIS SHE COMES TO SHOW HOW IT’S DONE!!

Kali Uchis will be releasing “MUÑEKITA” featuring JT from City Girls and El Alfa this Friday, August 4th.

Also I feel like I should write an article on the misogynistic healthcare system cuz even my sometimes evil/manipulative/toxic/entitled sister 2day din’t get her way so her & her friends weren’t allowed 2 visit her friend until I showed up & just by showing up I made it happen.

Heads up that I’m gonna be on a boat next weekend and so will be even more obnoxious than usual on social media

el chico del apartamento 512 it didn’t happen then haha jk

Paul Reubens, best known for his role as Pee-wee Herman, has sadly passed away at the age of 70.

Rest in peace.

Just realized I forgot to take a gym pic today 😪😪😪😪😪

EL ALFA!?
JT!?
Omggmgmf fnfngmfmcgmgmg

Purrr juan made it on tv 🤩💅🏼

I hope this email finds you well.

Me:

nap time