This may have been said a few times before but ebikes really are one of the best inventions ever. Pain free pub transport devices. 🍻

“YEAH WELL MINE’S THE FUCKING KING”

“Stalinist housing targets” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jesus wept

Dear Channel 4 News The Y2K bug did not “turn out to be a phantom issue”. Hundreds of thousands of us worked our bloody socks off to make sure the world went on working. The fact that nothing went badly wrong took a decade of planning and effort. Sloppy bloody reporting

Today I was wandering around a bookshop. I asked an assistant, "Do you have Suella Braverman's book on UK immigration policy regarding illegal migration?" The bookseller angrily said, "F*** off, get out and stay out!" I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Well done British Airways. A flawlessly executed bait and switch to lure us to the airport 4 hours early because you couldn’t be arsed to route your A321 properly and had to use a small hatchback instead. Can’t wait to see your excuse for not paying EU261 🙄

Four hours sat on the side of a hill today. Worth it. #machloop

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Man Utd agree deal with Bayern Munich for Matthijs de Ligt. €45+5m, 5+1yr, pending medical 🚨 #MUFC €15+5m Noussair Mazraoui bid accepted ⬆️ Rests on Wan-Bissaka: #WHUFC agree £15m fee, medical slated Sun/Mon, finalising exit The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/56924…

🎶...we didn't start the fire🎵

In case anyone hasn't processed the significance of this, this makes this anti Muslim and anti-Immigrant ad campaign that ran up and through EU and UK elections, and preceded the #UKRiots, the fourth most expensive on record (according to Meta's published CIB reports)

Absolutely magnificent. Well played Skoda.

I run a small tech startup. Was struggling to get second round investment, so we rebranded everything with AI this and AI that. Investors suddenly falling over themselves to give us money. We don't, and never will, use AI for anything in our company or products we sell.

Alright don’t cry about it

Reminds me of something, can't think what...?

Fine, Sisyphus had a tough gig, but have you ever tried getting a refund for overpaid tax out of HMRC??

The Ukrainian Main Directorate of Intelligence “GUR” released a video showing operations far behind enemy lines. Their places are in Russian-occupied territories in Ukraine such as Sevastopol, but also deep inside Russia itself. Moscow, Sankt Petersburg, Smolensk, Kaluga, Oryol,

I really like Andros Townsend on Co-coms. He says sensible things without too many cliches

Every post now seems to feature replies by hundreds of GPT-powered blue tick bots posting anodyne re-affirmations of the existing post. Awful.

I have seen some stupid ideas in my time but this is probably up there. I just can’t see it striking too much fear into the hearts of LA’s more nefarious residents somehow.