Being hit by a community note over wrestling is an all new level of embarrassing

"I bet it's big" it's not. so, what now?

putting a sticker of calvin pissing on a toyota logo on the back window of my honda accord

just listing “porn” as my hobby in the hinge prompt

i think often about babytron saying “high as hell eating chili cheese fries without a fork” cause thats not just something you say to keep a syllable count going. that man has absolutely done that before.

espn did not send their best camera operators to smu tonight

the twitter app makes ur phone so hot now so that you have to battle through physical pain to get a dm slide off

this guy just came from an la noire 2 mocap session

zeeba heads you have been owned by luisa sonza nation

forced to call a TO, false start, punt anyways beautiful

what the fuck was that throw

forget how truly unwatchable this sport can be

turf for soccer is made for lighter bodies with less contact to the surface given faster, more agile movement. Just a surface mismatch for the NFL here

AJ BROWN YOU HAVE CHANGED MY (FANTASY TEAMS) LIFE!!!!!!!

brayan rocchio going yard. just fold the nl west.

man i am bored and awake. the worst.

we are going to have all time closer convos about clase very very soon

twitter is also a dating app in the sense that im bad at using twitter too

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