I'm sorry for the person I was when we were panic cleaning before guests.

thrilled to share that in 2024, i have surpassed this and just hit my 23rd rejection of the year

it’s so dumb to me that you can’t unselect an elevator button

We're excited to be doing Office Hours w/ Sam Zabell! Sam is the Director of Content Strategy Duolingo overseeing content marketing for the global brand. Ask her a question by Friday 06/28!👇 elpha.com/posts/bfuubpbx…

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I always love laurence vivek pevsner McSweeney's column but this week I love both the column and his proposed renaming of the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations session mcsweeneys.net/articles/why-b…

America

i think about this episode a lot. if you do as well, may i recommend this oral history: theringer.com/tv/2017/8/10/1…

Top 20 times ever in women's 1500m free: 1. Ledecky 2. Ledecky 3. Ledecky 4. Ledecky 5. Ledecky 6. Ledecky 7. Ledecky 8. Ledecky (today) 9. Ledecky 10. Ledecky 11. Ledecky 12. Ledecky 13. Ledecky 14. Ledecky 15. Ledecky 16. Ledecky 17. Ledecky 18. Ledecky 19. Ledecky 20. Ledecky

I wrote a short story all about book clubs, runaway daughters and well-meaning white women on the path to (something like) radicalization — READ IT IN underscore_magazine !!!! underscoremag.com/issues/suburba…

climb aboard the kenneth train, they serve good writing here!

This is everything.

that crazy kayak sport was like american ninja warrior

i don't want snl to get a celebrity to play tim walz, i want them to hire an unknown 60-year-old man who took an improv class as a fun retirement activity

my flavor of social anxiety is that i asked someone to watch my stuff at a coffee shop by saying “but if someone comes to steal it all you can just let them!!!!!”