The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.

This if f—-ing brilliant

Cumdog Millionaire

'Stupid is as stupid does.'

Jesus Maureen

'For £10,you get a very good book. And a free torch'

Good reminder for him to set the sky box to record all the games

probably worth googling the guy who you’ve labelled as you Elon Musk

'If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or disappear completely?'

Why is that Eurovision bloke at the trump trial?

What is the temperature in that room

Can someone please inform Craig Bellamy that his three-year-old daughter is correct and rainbows do in fact, exist.

Greggs should do vending machines x

Finally caught up with Civil War since you’re all wanging on about it.
It was perfunctorily directed with dull mise-en-scene, simplistic politics & had a key battle in an empty & grey German airport.
And Jesse Plemons’ scene has been cut out entirely.
What a crock.

I've never seen anyone so desperate to be liked and so obviously unlikeable.

Good to see Rod enjoying a quick drink after school

When sex robot designers find another application for their product

This is the god the ewoks wanted

“I’m fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your ass”