This is the most predictable thing ever from the bumbling blond bonce, now we know from his assistants he never read anything, just blagged it

Fuck #VAR rings out around the ground. It's ruined the game for spectators

#Chelsea fans send a message

The job search continues.
My interview to be a fortune teller was going well until they asked what I'd do if I had a crystal ball. I replied: 'I'd sit down very carefully'

I always carry a book with me. Why doesn't everyone?

#blackandwhitefilm of the day: The Browning Version, 1951. Emotional tale of hated teacher (played beautifully by Michael Redgrave) facing a sad retirement. Will things change after a pupil gives him a treasured book? Find out on Talking Pictures TV at 5.35pm youtu.be/Mi0FuIgVshU?si…

The job search continues.
My interview to be a fortune teller was going well until they asked what I'd do if I had a crystal ball. I replied: 'I'd sit down very carefully'

My favourite booze shop is in Soho. I love visiting Gerry's Wines and Spirits in Old Compton Street which has a fabulously wide stock and knowledge staff. But I can't imagine who snaps up a £450 six litre bottle of vodka!
gerrys.uk.com

POEM

there are dogs
in polling stations,
or sitting outside,

waiting
for their democratic right
to exercise

#dogsatpollingstations

I saw Two Strangers (Carry A Cake In New York) at the Criterion Theatre. It's a gently charming and fun musical about a lonely London boy meeting a lonely New York girl. There were happy cheers from the audience.

Welcome to Southend United: great report of the struggles of a football club that fell out of the league two years ago and how its passionate fans have kept it alive theguardian.com/football/2024/…

#blackandwhitefilm of the day: The Browning Version, 1951. Emotional tale of hated teacher (played beautifully by Michael Redgrave) facing a sad retirement. Will things change after a pupil gives him a treasured book? Find out on Talking Pictures TV at 5.35pm youtu.be/Mi0FuIgVshU?si…

I always carry a book with me. Why doesn't everyone?

This is good news. The WhatsApp #scam is a horribly convincing one, preying on the fears of family members
bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…

The City always looks great in the evening

I saw Two Strangers (Carry A Cake In New York) at the Criterion Theatre. It's a gently charming and fun musical about a lonely London boy meeting a lonely New York girl. There were happy cheers from the audience.

The job search continues.
I applied to be a butcher but there were so many of us that we had to pass a test: we were given a knife and a carcass and told to show what we could do. I didn't make the cut.

Wednesday's matinee #theatre treat is is Two Strangers (Carry A Cake Across New York) at the Criterion Theatre. I've heard good reports of it so am full of anticipation!

The job search continues.
I applied to be a butcher but there were so many of us that we had to pass a test: we were given a knife and a carcass and told to show what we could do. I didn't make the cut.

I have no words…… except to say that whatever force brought these two wonderful eccentrics together proves there’s still some silly loveliness in the world 😀💛