First full day of Ralph and he's absolutely gorgeous. I'm in love.

Sparing a thought today for Paul, the eldest Gallagher, who has the misfortune of having both Liam AND Noel as his brothers.

HEAR THE FEROCIOUS ROAR OF MY SON AND FEAR HIM, MORTALS!

Uhhh Ralph? I have work in half an hour buddy...

Yeah this is ideal Ralph. This is exactly how I wanted to hang out today, no worries mate.

Oh god, they're going to team up to kill me and eat my delicious innards aren't they?

Could it be, perhaps, because they are for the most part deeply weird people? Rees Mogg, Truss, that Fabricant oddity with the bad wig, Cleverly with his joke about r*pe. Deeply deeply weird crew of people. Deeply weird.

Legs for daysssss

POV: You're a piece of cooked chicken on the kitchen counter in our house.

When I bought this swanky office chair to work from home one of my primary considerations was "is there room for my fat arse AND a needy little kitten?" Please to report that the answer is yes, there's plenty of room for both.

Yeah coz when I made myself a brew this morning what I really imagined myself doing was sharing it with you Ralph

"Waaaaah!!! You can't keep your job unless you sing the song about how the King is amazing and better than everyone else!!!!" It's 2024 not 1524 lmao, who cares? Charlie isn't going to suddenly keel over and the monarchy won't crumble because one less person won't sing a song.

Always nice when siblings have shared interests...

Just had to creep around like an intruder in my own house in order to grab a beer from the kitchen coz the kitten is asleep in the office, the cat is sleeping in the bedroom and my partner has fallen asleep on the sofa. 😴

Very helpful, thank you. Very helpful.

"I once told the nation that aliens were getting their genders transed in prison thanks to the Vice President."

Everything sucks, I wish I was a newly rescued kitten with a full tummy and a sun spot on the carpet.

Sleepy lad crew checking in 😴