He wore an itsy-bitsy…. 😳

After five years of feeling powerless, it was nice to hold a pencil and realise that's what they feared all along.

A week ago Nigel Farage said one of his volunteers, George Jones, would play no further part in Reform's campaign after he was filmed calling the pride flag “degenerate” and comparing LGBT people to paedophiles. Here he is tonight at Reform UK's election party in Clacton.

As the Education Secretary Gillian Keegan loses to the Lib Dems in Chichester, here is her finest moment

With the Greens now having the same number of seats as Reform, the UK media should provide them the same platform and level of coverage as Farage’s ilk. Will it happen though? #GE24

Bantam of the Opera #ChickenInASongOrMovie #pbd

KFC of Love #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Gone with the Wing #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Bette Davis Thighs 🎶 #ChickenInASongOrMovie

I should be so clucky 🎶 #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Korma Chameleon #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Simply the breast 🎶 #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Poulet-vous? #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Giblet the right one in #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Anything by Wishbone Ash 🎶 #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Nando in the wind #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Acockalypse Now #ChickenInASongOrMovie

Top tip. Use the fact that Trump's would be assassin cannot speak back to concoct your own motives and back story, in a self aggrandising, brand building way based purely on conjecture.

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