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i miss the early 2000's when pop artists were making alice in wonderland inspired music videos (i'm also looking @ u kerli)

I’m fucking EXHAUSTED

😱

To the girl....

A small critter keeps stealing my chickens eggs 😭 I have the whole entire coop enforced with chicken wire and the critter dug underneath and broke in. My ladies have been working so hard

You wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum where they raised me

If you’re a man who has never groped , assaulted or raped a woman , you’re normal , not great/good . That is how normal people behave.

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?” me:

WHY IS CEREAL SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE RIGHT NOW. I JUST WANT RICE CRISPIES WVERY MORNING

im sick, this man was everyone’s childhood legend 💔

Just typed the word “we’d’ve.” Real contraction heads won’t be fazed by that type of deep cut

taurus supreme that one tweet that was like “all men should start in jail and prove their way out”….yeah

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE WHOLE PLANET

“ us “

One of my pet turkeys got murdered last night😭 he was only a chick!! this isn’t what I wanted to wake up to today. Rip lil baby