Born on third base and thinks she hit a triple…

Man who literally avoided prison by the skin of his school tie furious that Labour are carrying out his party’s plan to release less dangerous prisoners early… 14 years of abject Wild Westery and only Berwyn prison to show for it… Robert Jenrick is all of them rolled into one

YOU CAUSED THIS. From Robert Generic to Fash for Cash. This guy is a fucking danger.

“Right, let’s try again. This is 14 years - that is 8 weeks

The one line Harris must have pre-prepared for tonight. “I don’t understand what he said. And I don’t think he does either”.

MP who objected to a ban on upskirting, objected to the pardoning of WWII hero Alan Turing and opposed ending female genital mutilation has been put forward by the Tories to join the Modernisation Select Committee. theguardian.com/politics/artic…

To clarify.. The fella who claimed people could survive on 30p a day is saying Labour are being 'Cruel?

The miscalculation of Trump campaign is to have painted Harris as an inarticulate weirdo. She’s not. You may not like her policies, but she has held her own and made a case. And goaded Trump repeatedly, laying bait that he couldn’t help taking. #TrumpHarrisDebate

Elon responding to tonight by telling Taylor Swift he’ll impregnate her is peak weirdo and creeper behavior

Christ on a bike

An ode in the style of Donald Trump & Noel Coward: They’re eating dogs in Albuquerque And chewing cats in Eastern Turkey. They nibble on shrews in Mandalay And they’re roasting moths in St Tropez. In Paris they dine on hamster lips Oh how I long for fish & chips. Thank you.

Hard to rationalise last night's debate because Trump was so bad in relation to Harris it's not even close. But the defining moment was when she baited him into talking about crowd sizes when the question was on immigration, his big strength. And he completely fell for it.

"I hope you get killed" - LO65KPP now LL70TCV

One other thing. When you see Trump, the man is not even rational. He cannot construct a single clear internally coherent sentence. That’s before you get to his positions. How can Jenrick, Truss or any British political figure who wants to be taken seriously endorse him.

I better go superviral for this...

Robert Jenrick You are without shame No surprises there eh Bob?

Can you read this? 🤔

It’s 25° with a gentle breeze. #justsaying

Wonders never cease. Why now though?

Making sure the down's syndrome lad who has been your team's waterboy enjoys the on pitch celebrations too - priceless. Yarra Park will forever be his happy place ❤️