Me tonight when the kids try stealing the Dance Dance Revolution machine from me at D&B

My friends and I discussed ~if~ the Yankees advance we’re going to a game in Houston

I can walk outside in a turtle neck and I still get attention

My TV just shut off. It’s an omen

Offense looked just as pathetic as the dudes in my DMs sending their flaccid dicks

We’re losing the series

They should all be ashamed of themselves

Fuck this

IVE SEEN BETTER DEFENSE FROM MY NEPHEWS BASEBALL TEAM AND HES 7

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS DOING

We’re losing this game

I’m sorry but you can’t walk Straw. Clay Holmes should be arrested

I’m just not confident in Clay Holmes anymore and it makes me sad