Monday’s #NYTSpellingBee : If you’re hired as an Executive Vice President to shred the workforce and crush the union.
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Friday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for relieving arthritis pain. In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
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Monday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Wonder why a hobbit always sets his iPhone to vibrate? Because he’s afraid the ring would give him away.
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Saturday’s #NYTSpellingBee : I became shipwrecked on an island inhabited by a race of tiny people.
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Friday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Ever seen a blacksmith drill holes in metal and join two metal sheets? At first it's boring, then it's riveting!
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Wednesday’s #NYTSpellingBee : A few cows broke out of their pasture, and started grazing in the marijuana field. The steaks have never been higher!
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Friday’s #NYTSpellingBee : My stoner colleague rolled a joint using a page from my calendar notebook. He is high on my list of priorities.
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Thursday’s #NYTSpellingBee : I had to undergo gastric surgery to find one of the two longest words. I made up the other one and it was accepted as a pangram. No blunt criticisms, please!
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Tuesday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Go bungee jumping for free! No strings attached.
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Friday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Can’t qualify for MEDICAID? Then go to an airport to receive free x-rays and mammograms. And, if you mention ISIS, they will throw in a free colonoscopy too!
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Wednesday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Stray dog with giant googly eyes finds fame as top model after adoption.
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Sunday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Victory was clinched when the offense surged ahead and carried the ball goalwards.
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Friday’s #NYTSpellingBee : The tyrannic (+al) intraci*y bus driver is chomping on a staple of Sicilian cuisine.
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Monday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Is sabotage for environmental protection a sin? If yes, then you can sin 90 times, as you'll only be caught only 45 times. Because Sin 90 = Cot 45.
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Thursday’s #NYTSpellingBee : What's the difference between an old bus terminal and a lobster wearing a BRA? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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Sunday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Dismount your noble steed to unmount the external drive while the time machine backs up multiple pangrams.
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Wednesday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Save the sweet talk. Just give us more fresh new games to play all the liv*long day.

When is a non-pangram a pangram?

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Monday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Guarded by her entourage, how does Lady Gaga like her beef steak? Raw Raw Raw-Raw-Raw!
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Saturday’s #NYTSpellingBee : When a corrupt politician wants to hornswoggle the public with a pangram, s(he) usually explains things in gobbledygook.
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Tuesday’s #NYTSpellingBee : Why is it 'the world is your oyster'? When I'm always chasing that clam!
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