The paperback of BROKEN LIGHT comes out next week! To celebrate, I’m offering a signed copy of the book to a reader selected at random. To enter, follow and RT. Offer ends at midnight tonight!

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8 Sept Impact Arts new chamber opera STUMPED by Lewis Coenen-Rowe exploring human relationships with trees through history & intimate performance Shuna Scott Sendall Lea Shaw Cecilia Stinton Sequoia Amy Clarkson info/tickets ➡ eventbrite.co.uk/e/stumped-tick… funded Creative Scotland

Well done Virgin Media 🐐 you’ve successfully charged my 82 year old father in law £31 pounds extra for streaming he doesn’t have/use then ‘forgot’ to put the refund on his next bill after having it pointed out. For about 6 months now. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Lovely pre show pic from last nights fab concert with Glasgow Orchestral Society at the Caird Hall in Dundee! Wishing them a lovely end of tour in Dunblane today 💚

Coming up on Friday!

Wow. The British Airways app is basically just defunct now, right? Most of the time I can’t even log in, let alone access my bookings… 😬

#isitok that just after announcing they were getting rid of the BBC Singers the beeb put out an ad looking for singers to sing for free at the Coronation?

I don’t think you could possibly overestimate how deeply sorry for myself I feel right now, sore and slightly swollen with the faint taste of my own blood in my mouth.

It was an electric scale and polish at the hygienist. 😬