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Patrick S. Tomlinson

@stealthygeek

Sci-fi author. Stealthygeek on Post and Blue Sky. pstomlinson on Threads and Instagram. This place has a warp core breach in progress.

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Patrick S. Tomlinson
@stealthygeek

9 months ago

GOP: We want a government built on Biblical values.
Dems: Woot! We're feeding the poor!
GOP: Wait.
Dems: Healing the sick up in this motherfucker!
GOP: No, not like that.
Dems: [Grabs the mic] ALL LOANS FORGIVEN AFTER SEVEN YEARS.
GOP: oh no...

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