normalize dumping the little crumbs from the bottom of a family size bag of chips directly into your mouth

wait it’s friday?

censor this

elon don’t censor this

i’m drinking SUNNYD in bed

.SPOOKYD in honor of me cracking my phone i would like to acknowledge that my sunnyd hoodie is the only hoodie that actually keeps my phone in the pocket nmw. (10/10) 🧡

everyone: sleeping
My DMs at 2am:

SUNNYD, music, a snack. life is too good 😌

following back the 300th person who replies to this tweet

me: always out of sunnyd

also me: it's me, hi, i'm the problem it's me

are you a bot

decibel levels 👂
leaves rustling: 20 dB
vacuum: 70 dB
concert: 110 dB
ambulance: 130 dB
my dog drinking water in the dead silence of night: 490 dB

i had an idea

chick magnet < refrigerator magnet

love how ads just say their product went viral on tiktok now just to sell something. like stop it your nose trimmer didn’t go viral.

pie is superior to cake, don't @ me

petition to start handing out sunnyd bottles when trick or treating instead of almond joys

put some SUNNYD in the freezer. call it frozen assets.