How cutely does your cat fear the vacuum and how does it compare to The Boy

Shout out to the gentleman at Artelice Pâtisserie for insisting on giving me a macaron against my wishes because it was extremely good and you were right.

The Mr. And Mrs. Smith TV show is so good. I'm three episodes in and I don't want to stop but I have to sleep. I'm so finishing it tomorrow.

I have such good thigh real estate, this shy boy I've been looking after for a few days couldn't resist and now he's snoozing. All mine.

Celebrating Laura moving into the condo with some ridiculous frozé! 🎉

I was trying to make an Animal Farm joke while explaining that I dont eat red meat and accidentally implied that I eat people but not cows.

'Two legs good, four legs bad' is not the move, Supriya.

My mom's advice has gone backwards in time once again. She's moved on from secret gold to telling me I should store grains. Will report back if we make it to hunter gatherer times.

I'm on episode 3 of 3 Body Problem and this show could use a sprinkling of Jared Harris.

To all the people who downplayed the role of that one white guy in SHOGUN, you lied. He's literally the main character.

I actually did have trump's vp shooting and killing her puppy on my bingo card.

You're not besties unless your conversations are this incomprehensible to outsiders. Ibba Armancas

Rosemary is baby

Just learned about a bar where they have you write a haiku and then make you a cocktail based on it and never has a more perfect bar for Marley Rose-Teter (marleyroseteter.bsky.social) existed

I thought 'le moulin rouge il est tombé' was some sort of code, like 'the eagle has landed' but no, pieces of it literally fell down. Damn.