Made a Jack-O-Lantern, happy spooky time

when woman

gonna have to do some work on Spotify before the end of this month or that Bo Burnham phase I went through in July is gonna haunt me in December

In a remarkable show of tact and cognizance, Twitch decides that the best time to make people angrier is when the community has collectively been losing it's fucking mind

People are saying the world is looking really bleak these days, as if the descent hadn't been occurring since Lego discontinued Bionicle's in 2010

there are certain things I am excellent at and certain things I am not, for instance:

I have not unpacked fully from the Rainforest Cafe Roadtrip

We got back on June 16th

So it turns out you can make Twitter think that a website that doesn't exist is China State-Affiliated Media

did anyone actually buy a Sunsetter Retractable Awning how did they afford to play that commercial for so long

Took the son out for dinner

#shaenation

reply to this tweet with the worst t-shirt designs you've ever seen

having a drink out of my pig glass tonight shits gonna get pretty crazy

put some coins on my eyes when i die just in case the ancient greeks were right

i was in a music video btw lol

got a chance to test out some DALL-E 2 when plugging in descriptions of events from Incorrect History of Pizza. If you've seen the video you may recognize some of these moments!

Have a topic you'd me to cover in my (Incorrect) History lessons? Feel free to let me know here:
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the amount of power I’d have for my incorrect history series if I get access to DALL-E 2 is insane

Victoria’s Secret perfume is Axe for women

Having a staring contest with this man. I think I am winning!