- You have to provide, you’re the Man ✅ - Go and check who is banging on the door at midnight, you’re the Man ✅ - You have to protect, you’re the Man ✅ . . - You have to cook, you’re the Woman . . . “COokiNg iS a bASic LiFe sKiLL tHat eVeRy iNdiVidUaL NeeDs fOr SuRviVal”🤓

Working with kids will really strengthen you for everything in life. Why this little girl felt a little hair on my chin and whispered in my ear “umm Miss Camille are you a daddy?”

Ronaldo: Most goals in history. Messi: Most Golden boot won. Ronaldo: Most nominated in Ballon d'Or. Messi: Most Ballon d'Or won. Ronaldo: Most matches played. Messi: Most trophies won. Ronaldo: Most Instagram followers. Messi: The post with most likes. Moral lesson: Talk

How did we go from an ATM economy to a POS economy in one year? 🤯🤯🤯

I just saw the wildest thing. Two men shot a guy twice, took his chain and got on a bike. 4pm on Adeniran Ogunsanya. It was so routine.

“I’m not in a good mood right now”…! Oh yeah…? Well me I’m in a good mood so use my energy to switch to the good side or something…! I ain’t gotta be moody cos you’re moody please…! Don’t be demonic please and please…! Period…!

Finally, a sense of timing is really lost on people. There’s a time for everything. When it’s time for all of us to unite, we need to unite and root against whatever is wrong. It’s not the time for agenda or political shenanigans. Focus on what is wrong and root against it.

Was she speaking in tongues because I said Amen "Looks like you're looking for the love of God in men" 🔥🔥🔥

Everyone in a relationship/marriage or is hoping to get married should go watch the full interview of this clip. A divorce lawyer dropping more gems than marriage counselors

Trust me if she finds out, she’ll only see you as “foolish”.. because it is indeed a foolish thing to do I don’t think you people get it.. I hate that I have to be that guy to always explain these things over and over again.. Overly trying to please someone will eventually

If you find your energy naturally just not aligning with someone else’s Sooner or later, you’ll understand why.. Don’t fight it.. your spirit will hardly lead you astray when it comes to interpersonal relationships I promise you.

💯 No matter how nice they are,you can’t just vibe with them Some may mistake as jealousy but it isn’t… Not everyone should come close to you Better off seen as a snub than let you in & cry later

These are the most unhealthy ones: - Noodles & Shawarma

Lol dem go sign Samo Agbero first

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Ok you cooked here