When duty calls

i too will be having a baby outside of dave grohl's marriage. you don't see me making it a whole thing

Hes not being very demure or mindful 😹 Meanwhile shes being very brat. Please retweet this. Im 32 and trying to make more money this year

“I have concepts of a plan.”

Happy Frasier Crane Day one and all. May your salad be tossed and your eggs be scrambled.

i want him in ways concerning for feminism

Did people not know who David Muir was until last night

Close enough welcome back Professor X

“Your order has shipped.”

BREAKING: The Speak No Evil trailer receives a 19-minute standing ovation upon my 4,000th viewing at the theater

it's probably good white millennial women like me are too poor or depressed to have kids, or else you'd have a generation of girls in kindergarten named "Frances Ha"

This week I learned I’m the only person on earth without strong, long-harbored feelings toward Dave Grohl

Just remembered the only way out is through

😂😂😂😂😂

Once like 8 years ago at a political event I had my friend sneak a pic of David Muir for me and now more than ever I wish I’d saved it

Chappell Roan’s publicist

The VMAs to me is kinda like National Reference Britney Spears Day (biased) (correct)

Is this what bi panic feels like —

Some of my closest friendships involve us just sending pics of our celeb crushes back and forth and replying “fffuuuuuhhhhsjdjfjsdd”