This guy just asked me if I wore makeup & told me he asked because my skin looks flawless. :’)

A patient’s son asked to speak with someone in management today. I went into the room to talk to him and then after messaged me on Grindr 🤦🏻‍♂️ told me if I’d sleep with him he wouldn’t file a formal complaint against the nurse 😳 wtfffff.

Me: I need to save money Also me: buys $70 laundry detergent

Surely he kidding, we all knew

When you share your location with your best friend 😂😂

It’s so awkward to see guys you’ve nutted in & never spoke to again in public

This guy just told me he’d be my sugar daddy but I literally make more money than him 💀

I ain’t scared of coronavirus. I literally lick asshole. Come at me.

My best friend just sent me a picture of the guy he’s been seeing and IT IS THE SAME GUY I HAVE BEEN SEEING 🤣

@ all gays during quarantine

I’m screaming y’all. I got into my car and when my Bluetooth connected the info for the last porn video I watched showed up 🤣🤣

Gays on their way to a dick appointment in the midst of a pandemic

Men really be inconsiderate, huh? How you gonna try to give me a cum facial AFTER I’ve done my skin care routine? Honey do you know how much this shit costs? It’s too late; my glowing skin is more important than you nutting. Goodnight

Someone should do a study to determine the percentage of gays that contracted covid from a dick appointment. I’m curious

I feel like disclosing I work in a covid icu is like disclosing a std these days. I gotta be upfront about it before I go out with anyone out of common courtesy 😂

Our family is complete ❤️ Today we adopted our 5th and final son. Dreams do come true. 🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride everyone 🏳️‍🌈