'MALAYSIANS could be here, I've never been in this country before. There could be MALAYSIANS anywhere. I HATE MALAYSIANS.'

*Heavy chinkoid SEAmonkey breathing*

'With a navy, you can colonise anywhere you want.'

And what did you serve besides hamburgers? You cold war morons are so tiring because 9 times out of 10 you didn't do shit

Islamic Jihadincels when their decades long plan to take over Europe through their offspring are given to gay couples within a week

'You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Simpson place. That's why your daddy abandoned it.'

'Oh, what do you know?'

'Well, I know your soil p.H. is up around 9.6, and you need it seven to eight max.'

“Daddy, did Hitler hate Christ?”

“Indeterminate. That’s still a mystery to scientists”

“Did Hitler hate Hitler?”

“No. His suicide was for other reasons”

“Did Hitler hate Jews”

“Of course, son. And don’t you ever forget that. Good night”

“New orders from Kissinger: we’re nuking all of it. Don’t leave a blade of grass unburned”

“Charlemagne and the crusaders were pagan warriors that just happened to wear crosses”

“The ancient Athenians were proto Christians that just didn’t know it yet0

“The Renaissance was a pagan revival”

“Buddha was talking to Jesus in that forest”

“Fuck you”

“Fuck you”

“If you get a high-powered job and make a lot of money, ZOG loses.”

“Alright, but what if I never get a job and play video games all day?”

“ZOG loses.”

“Interesting. And what if ZOG actually wins?”

“I haven’t given it much thought.”

Not a fan of black people.

'I am coming back here every fucking weekend if I have to. This is NEVER over.'

'I WIN! THEY FUCKING LOSE!'

'Gunpowder.'

'Ammonium nitrate.'

'...My child.'

Have I…gone insane?

“UNINVITED GUESTS could be here…” he thought,

“I hate UNINVITED GUESTS…”